It honestly annoys me how guys think our periods "aren’t as big of a deal as we make them out to be."
YOU TRY BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR VAG FOR ABOUT 7 DAYS WHILE DEALING WITH THE FOLLOWING:
- Cramps that make you want to rip out your ovaries.
- Not being able to get comfortable at night no matter how you lay.
- Craving random shit you don’t have.
- Not having the random shit you’re craving.
- Crying for unexplainable reasons.
- Feeling like an impregnated cow with a gut.
- NO SEX, you can, but that’s gross.
- More than likely no oral, ew..redwings.
- feeling like you are being stabbed to death with a fucking machete or samurai sword repeatedly.
- Crying.
- Worry about leaking through whatever you’re wearing
- Ruining cute ass underwear with unforgiving blood spots.
- THINKING you’re done with your period,take out weapon (tampon/pad), 5 minutes later you check, not done, not at all.
- Uncomfortable swimming experiences.
- Annoyance level increases about 1283717463%
- You will yell at people you love.
- Having to piss every 13 minutes.
- Farting like a fucking obese redneck father.
- Wanting to eat everything in sight.
- Craving chocolate so bad you start yelling it like the psycho fish from Spongebob.
- Getting offensive and self conscious over every remark directed toward you.
- Lots of crying.
And of course the descision to shove a wad of cotton up your cooch or basically wear a diaper.
Either way, H8 LYFE.
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